1. find a mirror
2. locate all of the items that are currently clinging to your person
3. Address each item individually-- talk to it, talk about it, roll play with it, spank it if it is out of line
4. once each item has been acknowledged- remove it from your body. Hang each item on it's respective hanger
5. look at your new, weightless, naked body. embrace it. touch it. sing it a song.
ENJOY SPENDING TIME IN YOUR FREEDOM
love love love it.
ReplyDeleteps: this reader wants more napkin scribbles. if only you feel the inspiration, of course.
I will carry around some napkins tomorrow just to be sure I collect a few napkin scribbles just for you.
ReplyDeleteCoolest of the cool.
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